Retro Sarcastic Woman T-Shirt

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💁♀️ Retro Sass Tee – For the Bold, the Witty, and the Wildly Unbothered

Serving attitude with a side of vintage flair 💅 Our Retro Sarcastic Quote Tees are made for the women who say what they mean and look fab doing it. With bold throwback designs and witty one-liners, these tees are comfy, cute, and just the right amount of savage.

Whether you're giving off hot mess energy or CEO in progress, there's a quote for every mood—and every mood deserves a moment.

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Soft, breathable fabric made for all-day sass
Available in multiple sizes and styles—loose fit, tucked in, or knotted up
Features retro fonts, bold graphics, and laugh-out-loud quotes
Perfect for brunch, errands, or silently judging in style
Makes a great gift for your sarcastic bestie (or yourself, duh)

Warning: Wearing this tee may cause uncontrollable smirks and side-eyes from strangers. 😉

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